Optional scene. Fictional fun only.
Fictional fun. Not a lifespan prediction.
SAMPLE ROASTYou will outlive yourgroup chat.
TRY A DIFFERENT ANGLE
02The office edition
This meeting could have been a roast.
Weekend energy
A very unofficial forecast of your free time.
The fun part
All storiesA death clock for fun, with the scary part taken out
What our joke lifespan calculator does — and what the number actually means.
GROUP CHAT MATERIALMake a personality roast quiz a group-chat game
Three low-effort ways to compare wildly unofficial results with friends.
A little more ridiculous.
Meet the idea behind DaysLeft Club.